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Halloween Minute 80 - "these are probably names of people who tried to be whistleblowers and had to be silenced"
From flying geraniums to flightless astronauts, matching phones to mismatched houses, as a teenage girl's mind is broken when she realizes the phone doesn't work.
Halloween Minute 81 - "she wondered what grades your teachers gave you if you died mid-term; she wondered what they'd dress her in for the funeral"
Laurie is in her head in the novelization as she waits for Michael to strike. He strikes, she strikes back. He falls to the floor.
Halloween Minute 82 - "If only this were nineteenth-century Transylvania"
Loomis' evil radar isn't working, Brackett is useless, but oh, is that music setting the mood.
Halloween Minute 83 - “Ready or not, here I come.”
In the novelization, Laurie listens for the Shape's sounds downstairs; in the film, she gets the kids ready to make a run for it; and the bogeyman arrives to foil thos...
Halloween Minute 84 - "like he was flailing uncontrollably a moment ago but knows exactly what he’s doing now"
Minute 84 takes place entirely in a closet, lights flicker, hangers fall, and a door is broken.
Halloween Minute 85 - "Loomis is crazed, unhinged. In the novelization, he’s running on some sort of evil radar right now… because that’s normal."
Michael's supressed sexuality, Loomis' madness, and the stupid mistakes that reviewers, writers, filmmakers, and fans make.
Halloween Minute 86 - "a last echo of Halloween play"
Laurie sends the kids to the MacKenzies, 3 years later in Halloween 2 the dialogue is just slightly different, and outside Loomis' "evil radar" has failed him.
Halloween Minute 87 - "You go to Hell, Michael Myers, or whatever your name really is!"
Alan Sanders of The Wilder Ride joins me (sort of) as Loomis arrives just in time to recognize and shoot Michael Myers.
Halloween Minute 88 - "and be assured that he and the evil he represents are no more"
Alan Sanders of The Wilder Ride is with me again as Michael falls, Loomis can't really see the lawn below, and Laurie magically knows that the boogeyman isn't really d...
Halloween Minute 89 - "a dream about his vengeance on a Druid girl who had not returned his love"
The film proper comes to an end, with looks back into the novelization, into Chaos Comics, into Michael's childhood and ancestry, and a look forward into Halloween II
Halloween Minute 90 - "Halloween is over. The games. The roles. The cheap thrills."
End credits, one final IMDb goof, the Halloween II novelization, the nature of evil, and a part of Michael Myers we weren't supposed to see.
Halloween Minute 91 - "Right now, on Michael Myers Minute, there is only this film."
The credits end, the screen goes black, the music fades, and The Shape is captured behind the Elrods' house.
Halloween Kills Review - "I think Danny McBride and David Gordon Green fundamentally misunderstand this franchise"
Firefighters responding to no call, just going home, being Enda, characters lacking arcs or personality, dumb chants, and so much more wrong with #HalloweenKills.
Halloween Kills Review Part 2 - "what is the point?"
Recorded while watching #HalloweenKills a second time but edited down for your enjoyment.
Halloween Ends Review - I am a Halloween 6 apologist, as it were
how to fix #HalloweenKills and #HalloweenEnds by combining them... maybe; the enda prologue, the #thorncult, and making sense of corey.
